Finals Day 2

It's Sunday today which means technically there were no finals, but that also means that the day should have been spent completely immersed in studying, ie trying to cram everything we've learned and heard over the past 10 weeks back into our brains. It was not happening today, at least not with me. I have failed at the whole studying aspect of finals week thus far. However at this point I'm so tired of school I hardly care. But enough on that...

Actually, I'll give a brief overview of my day, since I'm just that self-centered. I spent 3 hours at church attending a baptismal seminar because I'm going to be a godparent this summer. By the end of it I felt like a godless heathen, given that I am taking on the responsibility for this baby's spiritual life and I haven't been to church in forever and a day. Ick. Then I pretended to work on my paper for many hours all whilst eating delicious grilled hamburgers.
*NOTE* If you've never had hamburgers with the cheese on the inside, you haven't lived
At work it was no better. I proceeded to distract others from their own studies, and then YouTube got involved somehow and so the day was an academic waste.

I was not alone in my lack of focus though. Upon returning to the apartment I found she-who-cannot studying with our good friend who will be called Moomoo for now. They were trying really hard to focus on psychology, but various distractions have prevented them from finishing the study guide. Here are some highlights:

People-
As soon as I walked into the apartment they didn't stand a chance. I am too damn distracting. It was even worse because I brought ManOverboard with me, who excels at distraction. Through various conversations and dirty boy-jokes we've drawn out the study process by at least 2 hours.

The Neighbors-
The people who live upstairs are at the epitome of annoyance right now, so we did the old lady thing and banged on the ceiling with a broom. They retaliated by stomping on the floor, so now I think we've begun a feud. Awesome, I've been wanting to throw it down with those bitches all year. Thin walls make fast enemies.

The Naming Process-
So we have a roommate(she-who-cannot, JukeBox, and I) who we all really don't like. She's an awful roommate, a bitchy person, and she's really loud and obnoxious. We've been trying to think of pseudonyms for the blog(we want our identities semi-unknown for whatever reason) and so we were brainstorming names for the people in our collective lives. Naturally all the names we came up for aforementioned roomie are terrible, and if she ever found out she would hate us...hmm, we should really think about what we decide to post...anyway, here are a few of the names we thought up for her:

BitchFace
CC(community college-because anyone can get in)
WithLegsWideOpen
Little Miss Moansalot
She-Who-Moans
Bud
DoorKnob(because everybody gets a turn)

They don't get any better after that.

However, we are also still searching for a nom de plume for she-who-cannot. The process is much more difficult than we would've thought. Her essence as a person isn't easily summed up with clever word combinations( I think they're sort of clever anyway), and I tell her she should take it as a compliment. Although it makes it really annoying to write about her. I believe that this whole naming process can be a real journey of self discovery for her....yeah, not really.

There was more, but I'm tired and you(if YOU are out there) are probably tired of me. I don't know what JukeBox did today, but I did get a text from her lamenting the double standards her parents impose on her as far as boys go...as far as everything goes really. Just because she's a girl she's expected to do nothing whilst in college. I can see how that'd be bothersome.

To end here's to hoping I get some of my paper done tomorrow. Go finals week!